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Useless Boss Tells Employee To “Automate Everything,” So He Does — Including Her Job

by Leona Pham
October 23, 2025
in Social Issues

It’s ironic when the laziest person in the office preaches about “efficiency.” This employee’s manager was known for skipping out early, delegating everything, and coasting on charm until her own team decided to make her truly redundant.

When the analyst automated the reports she’d built her reputation on, the higher-ups quickly realized how little value she brought to the table. One well-timed script later, her secret affair with her boss wasn’t the only thing exposed. Sometimes automation isn’t just about saving time; it’s poetic justice.

A data analyst shared one story that makes every burned-out office worker cheer from their desk

Useless Boss Tells Employee To “Automate Everything,” So He Does — Including Her Job
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'Automated my useless boss out of her job?'

This happened a few years ago, I was a data and reporting analyst and did all the ad hoc reports for the company.

My boss, we'll call her Kerry, was a useless, she was one of these people that was always late, left early and took days off at short notice.

The only thing of value she did was all the regular reports - sales, revenue etc.

We suspected she got away with it because she was having an affair with her boss, we'll call him Stewart.

Our CEO was a fairly decent bloke, he'd look for ways to cut costs and would pay regular bonuses for the best cost saving initiatives.

Kerry was very keen to submit ideas and encouraged us all to automate our tasks so she could try and take the credit for the savings.

On one of her skive days, which coincidently Stewart was "sick" as well the CEO was desperate for the sales report my boss does.

I said I'd give it a look and see if I could get it done. Normally she'd spend 2-3 days doing it each week but the CEO wanted it that...

A quick inspection of the data showed it would quite easily be automated

so I knocked up the necessary script and got it over to the CEO who was super impressed that not only had I got it done in a couple of...

but also that it could be updated whenever he needed it.

He asked if I could also look at the revenue, churn and a couple of other reports. Over that afternoon I automated everything my boss did.

Both Kerry and Stewart were back in the next day but were immediately summoned to the CEO's office before being suspended and sent home.

Turns out the CEO knew they were having an affair and all the times they were sick or late or had to leave early was so they could sneak off...

He'd not done anything about it because how important these reports were.

Now they were automated he was able to get them suspended and later fired for gross misconduct for all the time they'd taken off. I also got a nice bonus...

TL;DR: My useless boss encouraged us to automated our work so I automated all her tasks and the CEO fired her for.

According to organizational psychologist Dr. Tomas Chamorro-Premuzic, author of Why Do So Many Incompetent Men Become Leaders?, corporate hierarchies often reward confidence over competence. “Many people mistake assertiveness for ability,” he writes, which explains why leaders like Kerry thrive until genuine skill exposes them.

A 2022 Gallup study found that 82% of managers are chosen based on performance in non-leadership roles rather than their ability to manage others. When such managers face automation or data-driven transparency, their lack of value becomes glaringly obvious. In this case, technology simply held up a mirror.

Automation isn’t the villain here; misuse of authority is. As Dr. Rita McGrath, a Columbia Business School professor, notes in Forbes, “Automation doesn’t replace leaders, it exposes them.”

Companies that embrace it ethically tend to see improved efficiency and accountability. Kerry’s mistake was assuming her charm could outlast innovation.

There’s also a sociological layer here: the “fear of redundancy.” According to a 2023 Express Employment Professionals report, 72% of workers say they fear automation will reduce job security. Yet, as this story proves, automation doesn’t replace good workers, it replaces bad ones. When technology becomes a test of contribution, true value finally shows.

For employees, don’t fear innovation; own it. Learning automation tools or data systems doesn’t just make your job safer; it makes you indispensable.

For leaders, humility and transparency matter more than control. Encourage your team’s efficiency projects, but stay involved enough to understand them. The modern workplace rewards adaptability, not authority for its own sake and as this story shows, even one smart script can change the balance of power.

Take a look at the comments from fellow users:

These Redditors responded with humor, cracking jokes about automation taking over

IsThatDaveByChance − "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

hotlavatube − "I've got good news and bad news CEO. The good news is I've automated the sales report and revenue report using bots.

The bad news is the sales report bot is now having an affair with the revenue report bot. .." ;-)

Cocreat − I've read several "I've automated my own job and do nothing all day now" posts, but this is next level.

SnickeringBear − Go away, I've replaced you with a machine that can't do anything but count 0 and 1, it does your job perfectly.

This group shared similar workplace revenge tales

AnotherLolAnon − We had a secretary at work. The nurses would nicely ask her to do things like make copies and send faxes

while she was busy shopping online and gossiping with the housekeepers.

She would snap that that wasn't her job. I asked her what was her job and advised that she was careful how often she said that.

I think she got the drift. Things mildly improved for a bit.

xXPussy420Slayer69Xx − Lol, I did something like this for a useless boss. Using Access, Excel, and a few VB scripts, I automated like 95% of his job.

He got super pissed and couldn’t figure out how to change it back- I told him some ridiculous bs about how it’s basically permanent that way now

and that he should look on the bright side- lots more free time to work on the so-called pile of crap he always “needed to catch up on”.

He got fired for unrelated reasons, so when I took over his job I 100% milked the s__t out of the cake job

and let everyone else think I was working super hard when I was really just f__king off most of the time.

It backfired a little when I “trained” my own replacement a couple years later and she was like “is this literally all you f__king do?

Holy f__king s__t. ”. I was like your welcome b__ch

These commenters focused on the outcome, praising OP for earning recognition and a bonus

[Reddit User] − Best part was the CEO recognized your work and gave you a bonus. Saved him a buttload of money for two employees.

WhatACunningHam − While the justice is tasty, what will the CEO do if someone brings him a script that automates your job too, OP?

I'm just kidding. Most CEOs are fairly decent blokes, right?

Both highlighted the educational and practical side of automation, saying it’s a skill worth teaching or learning

texachusetts − I would love to see tutorials on this sort of thing. YouTube, a potential spicy section of Skillshare or whatever,

I think people would pay for potential constructive revenge skills videos.

nagerjaeger − Two stories. No one lost their jobs on these but I did some automation that cut costs and allowed people to focus on other tasks.

In 1986-87 I was a bookkeeper at a non-profit. Each quarter they had a report for the county that took 3 days to compile.

The first two times we did it I realized a spreadsheet would help a lot.

I had a Radio Shack TRS80 and Microsoft Multiplan. I was able to cut the time down to 3 hours.

In 1988-89 I was a programmer in an IT internship as a civilian with the Army.

A team of supply clerks were working weekends locating records in a production database and moving them to an archive database.

They were sick of working weekends and it cost a lot in wages. I was able to automate and they were thrilled to not work weekends anymore.

I got a cash award for the tens of thousands my automation saved. Hilarious side story. Databases were Oracle running on Unisys midi-computers.

My first attempt used something called UFI, User Friendly Interface, so you know it is not.

In my ignorance, I wrote a UFI script that copied all the records to the archive db and then deleted them from the production db.

I ran tests on a small subset of records and it worked great.

My team lead looked my UFI script over and said, "Give it a go. " You know what happened next. The copy failed but the delete worked great.

Thank God the DBA liked me and was unperturbed about rolling the records back. To this day I don't now how that is done.

Anyway, my team lead had me learn some C with embedded Oracle SQL commands to copy a record, make sure it copied,

and then delete from the production database if it copied successfully.

This Redditor didn’t just save his company money; he delivered poetic justice in binary form. A boss who mistook laziness for leadership discovered that efficiency doesn’t play favorites.

Would you dare automate a superior’s work if you knew it could backfire or would you let incompetence ride to keep the peace? Drop your thoughts … and maybe back up your code first.

Leona Pham

Leona Pham

Hi, I'm Leona. I'm a writer for Daily Highlight and have had my work published in a variety of other media outlets. I'm also a New York-based author, and am always interested in new opportunities to share my work with the world. When I'm not writing, I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. Thanks for reading!

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